Show the world you’re a Fat Paddler and proud of it! Fat Paddler gear is supplied by different suppliers on my behalf, click on a products you’re interested in and you’ll be taken to my partner sites for more details. And make sure you check back as there’s more gear coming soon.
Our FatPaddler.com vinyl stickers are high quality laser-cut vinyl, approx 20cm wide and stick well to any flat surface (e.g. fibreglass, carbon fibre, glass windscreens etc). Perfect for adorning your boat! Take me to the sticker store
The Fat Paddler truckers cap, as worm by all members of Team Fat Paddler. Get your cap on, show the world you’re proud of who you are, and keep on truckin’! Take me to the hat store
If there’s one thing that we at Team Fat Paddler insist upon before and after most paddles, its a cup of great coffee. And what better than having it in your very own Fat Paddler mug? Take me to the mug store
Signed copies of The Fat Paddler are now available directly from this site. Prices are inclusive of postage – $29.95 AUD for Australian customers, $44.95 for all international orders. To order, email fp@fatpaddler.com for PayPal details.
Simplifying the Roll with Helen Wilson – DVD
Greenland style paddling expert Helen Wilson breaks down the core components of rolling in this multi-level guide to kayak rolling. Fast becoming the essential DVD for both new and experienced paddlers wanting to learn and finesse their rolls.
Simplifying the Roll with Helen Wilson DVD is now available in store at Blue Earth (Drummoyne) and Sydney Harbour Kayaks (Mosman)
FatPaddler.com is also the Australian/New Zealand distributor for this product – trade enquiries welcome, email fp AT fatpaddler.com for wholesale pricing details.
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First time author and hefty paddler worrying about attracting sharks to his fat injured seal-like profile. 
“Loud and proud.” That’s my goal in life!
Have you given any more thought to a Fat Paddler bobblehead?
Fat Paddler shotties. “Wipeout in style!”
Autographed photos.
Keychains.
Stadium blankets.
Hood ornaments.
Patio umbrellas.
Stress balls.
Backpacks/gym bags.
Oooh, I’d go for a backpack/gymbag! Also, heard you on Life Matters today – good stuff!
gym bag….irony kills me. ;0)
Pogies (just discovered these–want ‘em–would love ‘em branded FP!)
Dry bags
Spray skirts–in loud Hawaiian shirt florals, though.
Your book! Having a devil of a time finding it online.
The “Fat Cyclist” – a great award winning blogger, donates a portion of sales revenue to cancer research. Maybe consider something similar for say “Men’s Health” ……. seems appropriate.