Come up with the best Fat Paddler t-shirt slogan to win 1 of 3 FatPaddler.com car stickers

New FatPaddler.com car stickers

First things first. Yes, I rushed to put it on the car too fast and lost the inside of the O, so no need to point it out to me. I’m both fat and impatient I’m afraid!

Got these beauts in either white or black. I may sell them in the future to raise money for the Hawkesbury Classic, but for now I’m giving three stickers away for the best tshirt slogan ideas. Post your slogans via Twitter to @FatPaddler or as a comment to this post – best 3 slogans win a sticker in your choice of colour, and the very best one wins a tshirt with your slogan on it.

Who says nothing is free these days??

High ranking submissions so far to get the creative juices flowing:

@noreinsgirl – “Paddled by FatPaddler.com”, “Paddle Up”, “Paddle Me, Oar Me, Roll Me”

@konaweb – “FatPaddler can spell kayak backwards!“

@bristowmom1 – “I did an Eskimo roll & all I got was this wet T-shirt”, “My other kayak is a Lexus”, “Two great big oars and a ‘tude: FatPaddler”, “It’s not over until the FatPaddler sinks”

@MarshJones “Size counts for approximately… Everything”, “Think about it as a competition… I’m winning the calories/km race!”, “fatpaddler.com – Making bigger waves!”

C’mon, show me what you’ve got!! Last submissions accepted on 31st May 09

Spread the Fat Paddler Love!

:car stickers

21 Comments for this entry

Marni Ladd
May 22nd, 2009 on 10:28 pm
THIS WAY UP (with arrow pointing up like on a carton)
Marni Ladd
May 22nd, 2009 on 10:44 pm
“Siddown you’re rockin’ the boat”

Ricky May – Fat Guy, Guys and Dolls

Theme song too!!!!
bristowmom1
May 23rd, 2009 on 5:05 am
I vote for “Rub some Vegemite on it and keep paddling: FatPaddler”
James NomadRip
May 23rd, 2009 on 9:40 am
“Kayaking Australia’s best waterwa…Hey! Sausages!”
fatpaddler
May 23rd, 2009 on 11:38 am
@NomadRIP *LAUGHING* – Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
fatpaddler
May 23rd, 2009 on 11:38 am
From @noreinsgirl ‘s bestie – “Get Your Fat Ass in the Yak”
bristowmom1
May 23rd, 2009 on 8:14 pm
noreinsgirl: great one. My sis-who-yaks and I both kept telling each other we’d take up kayaking when we lost weight–that was our incentive. Well, the hell with that. Started kayaking anyway, bigger asses than ever, having a great time!
triple5
May 25th, 2009 on 10:35 pm
I paddled Sydney Harbour and all i got was this t-shirt
triple5
May 25th, 2009 on 10:35 pm
CHK CHK PADDLE
kees
May 25th, 2009 on 11:12 pm
I survived shit creek!
konaweb
May 26th, 2009 on 3:22 am
I’m inspired of your enthuz.
“I’d rather be kayaking”, Or “I’d rather die kayaking, than …”, “Pickup the paddle and row!”, “The zen is in the journey”, “Whatever floats your boat”. Uncensored, “Row whatever floats!”. Cheers.
bristowmom1
May 26th, 2009 on 4:40 am
Another one: Not the Eskimo Roll you were probably thinking of: FatPaddler.com
hairyboy
May 26th, 2009 on 7:20 am
I’m putting in a vote for the “sausages” caption…

but here’s a contribution…

“Fat Paddler – Eating up the Competition”…

or one for the Elvis fans..

“Fat Paddler – T*C*B – Taking Care of Ballast

or
hairyboy
May 26th, 2009 on 8:37 am
“A Life Less (Oar)dinary”

or

“Raising Sea Levels! …one man at a time”
Sharon
May 26th, 2009 on 1:01 pm
Bristow…I kayaked when heavier and that’s when I fell in love with the sport. It’s the beauty of kayaking…everyone can do it, no matter what.

Hairyboy…like the “A Life Less (Oar)dinary” the best. Sums up the epic that is fatpaddler.com pretty damn well.
fatpaddler
May 31st, 2009 on 6:46 pm
@JoshSterling “Extreme Kayaking = Fat Paddler vs. Archimedes’ principle”

@kiryn “this ain’t no wet t-shirt contest” or “warning- I am not to be used as a floatation device”
kiryn
June 1st, 2009 on 9:48 am
heres another idea mate, “yes, im the guy from that solo commerical!” hehehe
fatpaddler
June 1st, 2009 on 10:41 am
I’m going to allow your entry Kiryn because it is still 31 May SOMEWHERE in the world. Plus, I like it.
fatpaddler
June 1st, 2009 on 10:58 am
Note: For non-Aussies, Kiryn’s entry (ie the guy from that solo commercial) refers to a classic series of TV ads for Solo softdrink. For you’re viewing pleasure, here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UuFnofHFvU
Sharon
June 2nd, 2009 on 3:59 pm
I quite literally spit out my drink at the comment of “…it is still 31 May SOMEWHERE in the world…”

Nice.

Yes, it was still 31 May but only by 12 minutes in California. You skated for Hawaii, mate. They are 2 hrs behind us.
kiryn
June 4th, 2009 on 10:11 am
slam it down FAST! so good!