Team Fat Paddler takes on the Sydney International Boat Show Boat-Building and Racing Competition

Honed super athletes. Midshipman Mike and Captain FP prepared and ready to race

Honed super athletes. Midshipman Mike and Captain FP prepared and ready to race

The Sydney International Boat Show was particularly special this year. Not only did I get to launch my book The Fat Paddler with daily stage appearances, I was also asked to enter a team into an amazing event where apprentice boat-builders have to build and then race their own boats. Basically everyone gets the same materials and two hours to build a boat of their design, then after a few hours rest they take them out onto Darling Harbour to race. Apprentices from as far away as New Zealand compete in the event and the master boat builders themselves decided it was time to get in on the action – they’d build a boat, then get ring-ins to paddle it. Enter Team Fat Paddler!

Team Fat Paddler had a few issues trimming the boat. Basically, the back was underwater!

Team Fat Paddler had a few issues trimming the boat. Basically, the back was underwater!

Of course the master boat builders may have slightly underestimated the weight-bearing requirement of the boat. Once on the water the back of the canoe actually submarined, with only an inch of rear cover between floating and sinking. We were oblivious of course and concentrated on trying to stay in the tippy canvas-on-frame canoe, missing the start of the race completely. By the time we actually got going, we started the race in dead last (see video at bottom of post).

Team Fat Paddler putting in big strokes. Look how low the rear of the boat is.

Team Fat Paddler putting in big strokes. Look how low the rear of the boat is.

Once we got going the canoe was probably the fastest boat on the water. However, it simply didn’t turn at all, so on the four 180 degree corners we needed to do, we found ourselves floundering trying the turn the bloody thing. Fortunately lots of the competition actually sank mid race, so even though our turns were slower than anyone on the water, we finished exhausted in a respectable 4th position.

Chatting to onlookers after the race. Mike was probably off in search of cameras....

Chatting to onlookers after the race. Mike was probably off in search of cameras....

...and there he is, flashing that million dollar smile for the cameras.

...and there he is, flashing that million dollar smile for the paparazzi.

Just recently I discovered that my wife recorded some video of the race with her iphone – here is a little footage that I was able to extract. Try and see how low our canoe sits in the water! Cheers – FP

The Fat Paddler by Sean Smith